Ukrainian man announces the police killing of one of his relatives

You may know this very old joke, but it’s a reality now.  

The original, by the way, a boy in prison writes a letter to his father not to dig up the garden because he hid a corpse there years ago. To do this, the FBI occupies the old man's property, smashes the whole thing, and then, as they find nothing, they pack up. Then comes the next letter from the skin in which the boy writes that

“Don’t get mad, fater, but that’s the only way I can help with my work from home. You can sow now. ”

With a small twist, something similar was done by a man living in Chernihiv Oblast, Ukraine, who was fed up with the fact that his village was practically trapped in the snow, and no news-ash was seen as a snowplow. So our man thought of one and called the police, and told the check-in dispatcher that he had a quarrel with one of his relatives, whom he then poked a little to death with a knife.

He also said he was ready to give up, but his village was surrounded by snow so he could not go to the nearest captaincy. The police, of course, could not ignore the announcement, they marched to the scene with the effective support of a snow plow, but there the reporter did not hold his hand for handcuffing, but offered them coffee and said that he did not really kill anyone, only filled the capital with the incompetence prevailing in the neighborhood.

Due to the false report, the authorities imposed a fine of only 119 hryvnia on our hero, which according to the current exchange rate means roughly 1260 forints. If he had received a little more, we would have smoothly paid him the amount for the story.